I met him a
few miles west of Saddle Rock on the north-facing slopes above Number Two Canyon Road.
I was snowshoeing uphill through a foot of week-old snow—plodding. He was
weaving parallel turns through the sagebrush—gliding. He caught sight of me
when we were a hundred yards apart and rounded a turn to a stop. He stood there
deciding how to confront this queer animal contaminating his ski run. Reaching
a decision he pulled his hat down low, moved the mirrored ski goggles from
forehead to eyes, and approached.
Ten feet
away he halted. I looked him over, trying to determine if I knew the mystery
man behind the low hat and mirrored goggles. “Looks fun,” I commented, nodding
at the turns he had scribed in the snow.
“Yup.” His
voice was low, gravelly, middle-aged.
“Ski here
often?”
“Yup.”
There were other lines of sweeping turns. Someone had skied this slope a few
times.
“Is there
really enough snow to ski?” I asked.
“Yup.”
“You’re not
worried about blowing a ski edge on a rock?”
“Nope.”
Trying to
get beyond terse responses, I took a gamble.
“You say
anything besides, ‘yup’ and ‘nope?’”
The corner
of his mouth lifted. A smile. He’d hadn’t taken my poke as an insult.
“Sometimes.”
I smiled
back. This was headway. “Don’t these slopes destroy your skis?”
He
hesitated, wondering whether to prolong the cloak-and-dagger. “Not many rocks
here. It’s mainly grass underneath.”
“But you
must smack rocks sometimes,” I insisted.
“Of
course.”
“And you
don’t care?”
“That’s
what ski swaps are for. When the skis are cheap, you don’t much care.”
His ski-swap
boards were wide…and short for his frame. “170 centimeters?” I ventured.
He was
surprised. Despite my lame footwear, he accepted I knew something about his sport.
That changed the dynamics: He was talking to another skier now.
“I like
them wide and short. Width keeps me on top of the snow, and short boards are
nimble. That helps around here.” He gazed out at the hillside dotted by sagebrush,
tufts of bunch grass, and the dried stalks of wildflowers.
“How often
you out here?”
His
reluctance to speak was waning. “When the conditions are good, I’m on it most
days. The season is short. Some years the snow never comes. And once you’ve got
snow, you never know when a warming will take it away.”
“The crust
today kind of ugly?”
“Crust,
powder, ice…it’s all snow.”
“And that
which doesn’t kill you makes you a better skier?”
“Exactly.
Sometimes after a warming, the snow freezes at night and it’s like skiing armor
– you can descend on a few inches of snow without hitting something hard
underneath. Most would call it terrible skiing, I think it’s a tremendous.”
“How’s this
season comparing to others?”
“Good. Snow
came early. If we get a little more on top of this, it could be a 30- maybe
even a 40- day season.”
“And you
ski every one of those days?”
“Most of
them. It doesn’t take any time to get here so I’m up early, skin uphill in the
dark, and descend after sunrise. Makes the work day tolerable if you’ve already
been out skiing.”
“Ever done
a number on yourself hitting rocks or snagging a bush?”
“Nope…but I
ski slow. This isn’t a place to rip.”
“What about
avalanches?”
“Big dumps
on these grassy hills can slide. Someone got himself buried within sight of Wenatchee during the big
snows of 1996. And when the snowpack gets saturated from rain or a thaw, the
wet grass underneath is as slick as slime—snow slides real easy on top of it.”
The rapport
felt good. It was time to pop the big question. “So what are your favorite runs
in the foothills?”
He smiled.
“I’ve spent years figuring out which slopes hold snow best and which are lean
on rocks… you can do the same.”
These words
proved prophetic. Several years have passed since I encountered Foothills Man and,
indeed, more than half of the fun has been in the exploring. Interestingly, I’ve
never met him again. Occasionally, however, I find a slope with a lone ski
track winding downhill. Then, rather than crafting my own route, I’ll descend
figure-eighting that lone track: A salute to my mystery mentor.
Like
Foothills Man, I’m not revealing my secret spots. I’m just here to tell you
that some years there’s good backcountry skiing a whole lot closer to town than
you might suspect. Have fun figuring it out.
Details, details.
--Study the
USGS 7.5-minute maps of the foothills to scope out potential slopes.
--Some slopes
in the foothills, like those in the Sage Hills, are closed during the winter to
protect the deer wintering here.
-- Respect
private property: Don’t trespass if it is so posted. To learn more about who
owns what in the Wenatchee Foothills, study
this map.
--Often you
can walk up slopes in the foothills. When the best conditions arrive, however, skiers
will want skins, and snowboarders snowshoes.
--Because
funky snow conditions and tight vegetation often result in forced turns, randonnee
(alpine touring) bindings and boots are recommended over telemark gear.
--If you do
telemark, wear knee pads – it’s dumb to drag unprotected knees through a 12-inch
snowpack.
--A helmet
isn’t a bad idea when you’re reconnoitering new runs. Carry avalanche gear,
warm clothing, water, matches, fire starter, etc. Don’t let your proximity to
town lull you into believing nothing bad can happen. One knucklehead I know
broke his neck skiing in the foothills.